Forget about it being bad, they'll just see the car

  • Me: I'm going out tonight. I might drink.
  • Dad: Please don't drink and drive. Your car is too conspicuous.

boundtothewater:

She’s up all night to pet dogs
I’m up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet dogs
We’re up all night to pet puppies

(via liquoredmind)

"But in the book they-"

Everyone who actually read the book before seeing the movie (via little-miss-kayte)

(Source: carry-on-my-wayward-demons, via d3ssins)